Project Avoid Reviewing Project Hail Mary

In keeping with a hot 2026 trend, Project Hail Mary is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Instead of spending my finite lifeforce reviewing it at length, I trash in in two sentences and then move on to share capsule reviews of movies I've watched in the past two months that are not among the worst I've ever seen. These are:

• Song Sung Blue
• One of Them Days
• Roofman
• Sirât
• Pillion
• Send Help
• Castration Movie Anthology i. Traps
• Magellan