News With My Fiancé - Thursday, June 22nd, 2023

Intro music and Podcast edited by Kyle Gilmer.
Kyle@residualaudio.com 
LEAD STORIES RUNDOWN
- LOCAL 
          (29:06) Portland Police are still covering their hoods with “oopsie daisy’s”
- NATIONAL 
(54:25) Time and oxygen running out for the 5 gawkers on the missing Titanic Tour 
(01:07:46) Sarah Palin walked so Messy Boebert could force an impeachment vote. But not so fast, Father
Texts
- (20:34) The orcas are reminding us of an inviolable law: Nature bats last. It's non-negotiable and there are no appeals. 
- (25:46) "It won't just be me heavy breathing into the mic and saying I stand with the orcas", good morning and thank you for the disclaimer I will use on every zoom call today 
- (26:33) Happy Rudeteenth!! What's gappening my xray fam?!? 
- (40:40) Any other industry would be cancelled with this level of incompetency and harm as the police. They need to geaux. 
- (59:11) As your friendly neighborhood submariner... thems dum dums is done. XOxo- Rudo 
- (01:02:07) The sub does have 1 window but it's rated to 1400M and they wanted to take it to 4000m and the company said hell no but they did it anyway. Sketchy AF!! 
- (01:03:43) The company that made the window offered to design a window that could go to that depth and ocean gate guy refused. That's the way I understand it. Not good 
- (01:07:08) They want Namor's vibranium!!! 
- (01:07:22) This story has it all. Hyperfixation on, and resources allocated for, danger to only an elite few ... blatant corporate refusal to prioritize basic safety ... and I guess man's hubris in the face of the sea and its creatures 
- (01:18:01) Also give me the director's cut where K'uk'ulkan and Wakanda unite against the western empiral powers instead of wrecking each other pls and thank u 
Playlist
- She Wants to Move - N.E.R.D. 
- Wakanda Forever - Ludwig Göransson